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sun-to-sirius:

hannibal-acca:


What will you do with the little shrike?
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- For: Siobhan
- By: boardingtheark
- Prompt: »I prefer protege/paternal to romantic, and if possible I’d like something with a mythical or surreal feeling but I’m pretty flexible.«
"I changed Laura Marling’s lyrics from “your only doll” a bit for this one :) 
This commission was a bit tricky, mostly because I was sitting for quite some time n thought about smth fitting. In between I thought about gods n stuff, n then about Abraham having to sacrifice Isaac. But despite the allurance of the theme it didn’t seem to really reflect Hannibal/Abigails situation. So I instead went more with the paternal theme n wanted Hannibal to cradle Abigail/Abigail almost crawling into Hannibal seeking protection n love n clinging to this idea he planted in her head. But nevermind what Hannibal feels for her n what plans he had for their murder family, he cannot keep the girl after he lost the “cup”/Will. At least he won’t let her go alone, as he (supposedly) send Will with her into the afterlife.
Hope this fill is okay despite the lack of more mythical things V___V”

No words for how pretty this is. None.

sun-to-sirius:

hannibal-acca:

What will you do with the little shrike?

HANNIBAL ACCA HAS PERMISSION TO POST AND REBLOG THIS PIECE

- For: Siobhan

- By: boardingtheark

- Prompt: »I prefer protege/paternal to romantic, and if possible I’d like something with a mythical or surreal feeling but I’m pretty flexible.«

"I changed Laura Marling’s lyrics from “your only doll” a bit for this one :) 

This commission was a bit tricky, mostly because I was sitting for quite some time n thought about smth fitting. In between I thought about gods n stuff, n then about Abraham having to sacrifice Isaac. But despite the allurance of the theme it didn’t seem to really reflect Hannibal/Abigails situation. So I instead went more with the paternal theme n wanted Hannibal to cradle Abigail/Abigail almost crawling into Hannibal seeking protection n love n clinging to this idea he planted in her head. But nevermind what Hannibal feels for her n what plans he had for their murder family, he cannot keep the girl after he lost the “cup”/Will. At least he won’t let her go alone, as he (supposedly) send Will with her into the afterlife.

Hope this fill is okay despite the lack of more mythical things V___V”

No words for how pretty this is. None.

drhanniballecter:

Lip game too strong.

drhanniballecter:

Lip game too strong.

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september 26th is my blog’s b-day it’d be hella rad if i could meet my follower goal by then

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bettertheyhaddied asked: slides into ur askbox

bettertheyhaddied:

mean-cannibals:

mean-cannibals:

yooooooooo lance how’s it hangin?

no probs not
but i would like to know them
i may be in need of somebody to defend me someday so y’know better get while the gettin’s good

aright ill let em know

thanks lance ur a real bro
also hows ur bf arthur doin?

loshka:

blktauna:

Mads and Chopper fot Loshka and mean-cnnibals

; A;

my babies

Sassy Will Graham

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katheguard asked: Wow, I love your work. Can you please write a drunk Hannibal? Please~~ :)

haanigram:

mikkelsenning:

the-winnowing-wind:

Something of the sort!

Hannibal is drunk now, when he calls, which is fitting, because Will isn’t exactly so sober either. Drunk enough to pick up the calls anyway, and that, he thinks, says enough.

“I missss uyo.”

Hannibal slurs on the phone, and Will laughs, callously, because he’s drunk and it’s funny. And he knows Hannibal cringes on the other end of the line, doesn’t need an overactive imagination for that. They’re both drunk, but Will is better at it. Has had infinitely more practice than the buttoned up Doctor. But it’s fair enough, he considers, that they’ve both driven each other to this, very perfectly symmetric. He laughs again, sloppily pouring himself a glass, feet up messily on the armchair that doesn’t belong to him. But that’s fine too, really. It’s not like anyone is coming home to scold him for leaving footprints. The glasses are nice, he tells Hannibal, much nicer than his, and he won’t be washing them.

“I hate you.” Back to the original thought, he says it kindly, really, evenly, or maybe it’s just a slur of syllables, hard to tell, but there’s a satisfying stain on the wood of the table, and he’s caught up in that for a moment, before snapping back to attention, dangerous, he knows, to leave Hannibal unattended, even for a heartbeat, even while he’s drunk, so far, but always present. Will’s fingers claw at his scar. “You shouldn’t call me. I’ll track it, next time.”

It’s a constant threat.

He’s always found comfort in routine.

“I’m soryryrryyy.”  

Another laugh. Will’s stomach is sorry too. It hurts. The rest of him doesn’t care. Really. Not even a little.

“Why are you sorry? Did you forget to feed the dogs, Hannibal? Maybe you borrowed my book and didn’t return it. Those are good reasons to be sorry. If you did those things, it’s okay, you don’t have to call, I forgive you.” More fire down his throat.

Across the line Hannibal is crying or maybe he’s laughing too, maybe if they laugh hard enough, or cry, if that’s what they’re doing, and drink, that’s very, very, important that, drinking. It’ll be like nothing ever happened. Except Will is in an armchair, and the one across from it is empty, and the whole room smells like blood. And somewhere, Hannibal is curled over himself, maybe it’s raining again, wherever he is, maybe he’s absolutely alone, maybe he isn’t, but it doesn’t matter because he may as well be, Will can taste it in his words, mourning the losses he wrecked.

Symmetry and irony, that’s all they ever are. They were both very foolish to consider happy.

“I love you.”

Very clear, but Will loses the thread of the words when they hit him, aching, so many shards, hastily taking another sip, because the jagged pain is almost enough to drive coherence back into him, and if there’s one thing he cannot be, it’s coherent. The stupid, pathetic, words, that shift and morph and dig into him, the echo in his head that changes into you broke my heart.

Unfair. He tells his brain, unfair to make him think that, even if it’s true. And Hannibal, unfair, that he calls at all, that he’s sorry, that he planned everything and believed lies. He should have been smarter than that, he should have gone.

“I hate you.” He laughs again, because that’s what he reaches for when there’s nothing else, listens to the distant dirges of Hannibal’s agony for another heartbeat and hangs up. Hannibal knows he refuses to listen to anything past that. But maybe he really isn’t as smart as Will thought, not smart enough to go, not smart enough to kill Will, really very stupid. And certainly not smart enough to stop saying those words because then Will has to hang up. Won’t listen to them. He shouldn’t be talking anyway, but he really has to now. Hangs up again for good measure.

The whole bottle spills onto the floor.

 I love you too. 

oh what is this on my face

yes

tears

thank u 

WHAT THE FU CK

hannibalmorelikecannibal:

New Comic-Con interview with Raúl Esparza [x]

ter0rr:

dadtum:

ter0rr:

dadtum:

ter0rr:

dadtum:

ter0rr:

dadtum:

ter0rr im genuinely worried

'Uhh, uhm, Doctor L-Lecter wh-what are you- Don't you think that's a little unprofessional …'

'Will, please continue. I can assure you this is perfectly normal.' (lick lick) 'You were saying about Agent Crawford?'

“Khm!” “Do you have something to say, Dr Lecter?” “No just a fur ball, please continue.”

'Doctor Lecter, do I have your attention?' 

'What? Oh yes, of course Jack my …. My apologies … You have … My fulll … Atten … Tion …'

'Doctor Lecter, It's a moth. We have a dead body on our hands and all you can focus on is that moth?!' 

“Doctor Lecter, please! I’m trying to give a lecture! It’s just a lazer pointer… Get down from there!”

'Doctor Lecter, we have reason to believe you recently caused some trouble inside a wool shop. We've had several complaints about unravelled and tangled wool and the owners are asking for a written apology.' 

“Will, if this keeps happening you know what we’re going to have to do.” “I understand, Jack. I just don’t want to have him fixed yet, he’s so perky in the summer time.” “He pissed all over your office, Will.” “…that just means he loves me.”

'Will, we need to talk about Hannibal.'

'What has he done this time?' 

'Zeller's complaining that his tuna sandwiches have gone missing. Again.’ 

'I'll have a word with him later.'

“Will?! Omg Will you’re covered in scratches, are you ok?” “Yeah, Alana. I’m ok.” “What happened?” “Date night.

"Will, what’s Doctor Lecter doing on your lap…?"
"SHH! He’s sleeping!"

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sungl0ry:

dat tum

sungl0ry:

dat tum

abigail-rising:

fannibaldesign:

abigail-rising:

I have called on the Goddess and found her within myself.

insp )

Kade Purnell: wisdom and prudence ?!!! NO

Excuse you. Kade Prurnell:

  • correctly ascertains that Jack put Will in the field even though he knew Will was unstable.
  • correctly points out that Alana’s defense of Will is necessarily a condemnation of Jack.
  • tries to minimise the damage done to the FBI by the irresponsible actions of Jack and Will because she recognises that the integrity of law enforcement agencies is more important than personal feelings.
  • is entirely honest and upfront with Will about her perspective of events and how his trial is likely to play out, and offers him the best option she is able to. She does this with compassion for Will despite his crimes.
  • correctly points out that Jack’s perspective is warped by his personal involvement with Will - and by Jack’s desire to be seen as a good friend and not an incompetent profiler.
  • correctly points out that Jack’s attempts to implicate Hannibal are entrapment, and therefore is both immoral AND inadmissible in court - "Hannibal Lecter is being induced to commit murder by an undercover FBI informant. This is outrageous government conduct."
  • IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO SEEMS TO REMEMBER THAT WILL ACTUALLY KILLED A PERSON AND MUTILATED HIS BODY. AND THINKS THAT MURDERING PEOPLE IS NOT OK. AND DOES NOT FORGET ABOUT THIS JUST BECAUSE WILL IS CUTE AND/OR DAMAGED. "for the record, the only one involved in this investigation we can confirm actually having killed someone is Will Graham."

You don’t have to like her or want to see her succeed but you best respect.

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haanigram:

dadtum

remember like 3 years ago i promised you M&M stuff

here u go

sorry its p bad

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It’s been a shitty day. Or, more precisely, yet another shitty day in an unending stream of shitty days that make up his life. If there was some sort of curse on him he’d like to know, because it’s getting to the point where he’s going to slip, and this time, he doesn’t know if he’ll be able to get back up again.

Everything that could have gone wrong had. He’d been late for the bus, had slushy puddles thrown up by uncaring drivers soak his clothes and chill him to the bone. He’d been shouted at, twice by customers and three times by his manager, until all he’d wanted was to crawl into a small hole and cry. Not that that was possible. Somehow, they were behind on the rent again. He could only hope that his bad luck didn’t extend to ruining their landlords leniency.

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bettertheyhaddied asked: slides into ur askbox

bettertheyhaddied:

mean-cannibals:

mean-cannibals:

yooooooooo lance how’s it hangin?

i feel u bruh

how are things with the woads?

btw tell all the other knights i say hi

u know so so

killin eachother all that

alright ill do that

do they know you

no probs not
but i would like to know them
i may be in need of somebody to defend me someday so y’know better get while the gettin’s good

postmortemtsarina asked: my copy of king arthur is fuckign taunting me from its place on the shelf i rly want to watch all the extras an shit

o man i need to watch the extras again believe it or not i dont own a copy of the movie (gasp) so that makes me like the worst fan

but seriously this movie man this fucking movie








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