Mean Cannibals

A totally radical, completely terrible Hannibal Blog.

(Yes, it's a Mean Girls reference, no, I don't want to talk about it.)

pancakedelnord:

Aria Da Capo

(Source: everyoneinmybed, via pie--maker)

Anonymous said: imagine Hannibal actually REALLY fucking loves hotpockets. Like hes almost addicted and no one knows so he eats them at like 3 in the morning

imaginehanniballecter:

a tragic love story  

hannibal/hot pocket
hanpocket
hannibal’s rebound pastry after he and the eclair have a messy break up

where are all these hottie biscotti aaron abrams pics coming from like damn son i didn’t know you had that under your lab coat i feel like dorothy gale and her friends when the curtain is pulled back on the wizard of oz or some shit

meganmachine:

pricezellers:

i think i found the most beautiful picture known to human kind please take a moment to appreciate this 

image

I AM SO FAR FROM OKAY RIGHT NOW

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

My Favourite symbolic Hannibal Meals

Aperitif - Pomegranate, Pear and Strawberry Platter

The Holy Trinity, decadence and symbol of the underworld. The deep red reflected in Hannibals office and the decent into Hell. 

Sorbet - Tomato Roses

Hannibals attempts at romance, towards Will or Alana he expresses it through food, the delicacy required reflects the delicacy of the construction of his murders

Mukozuke - Mask Pie

Hannibal is eating Wills brain, he has total control of consumption of it, it is within him, entirely his. Hannibal is enjoying himself, this is one of his last moments of enjoyment of the situation he has put Will in before he frees him.

Futamono - Clay leg and Watermelon

Auto Cannibalism, so good Abel eats it anyway, it is once again the satisfaction, but also the details, the watermelon in the front of the shot is cut like an exposed brain like in Hannibal (2001) a reference back to another act of Auto Cannibalism.

Naka Choko - Ms Lounds

Hannibal believes Will has provided him with Freddie Lounds to eat, the porcupine quills on the side of plate represent that the pen is mightier than the sword and that Freddie lives. 

Ko No Mono - Ortolans

A consummation of Hannibal and Wills relationship, they look at the face of god and take a leap of decadence together. Hannibal is teaching Will and is his guide.

somesickcat:

twerkinghannibal:

i reached my goal and i wanted to thank all of you with a follow forever ive spent like three years on this dumb site and have made so many friends in the hannibal fandom and ive gained so much and i just really love u all okay this follow forever is for my friends, blogs i really like, and also for people i have been following for like ever but i follow almost 500 peeps and theres only 58 on here so if i forget u im rlly rlly sorry and ily
mutuals are bolded
B-D
bansheegrahamtao
beastheads
brownberrypie
candy4thewin
church-roofs
color-division
costanza-is-a-cannibal
creamywillgraham
dadtum
dancybutt
dangerslut
divinesugar
drhanniballecter
drinkbloodlikewine
G-H
geothebio
glittercrow3
graham-rising
grawly
groovy-tiger
hannimania
harpsichordian
homoette
hotdadwillgraham
huuuuughdancy
I-L
imaginehanniballecter
intodenile
irishcommando
kipsiih
lucleon
M-O
mads-next-meal
mads-turbation
matthewbrownn
mean-cannibals
mikkelcock
mikkelsenning
mixed-bless-ing
mongoosewillygraham
moth-god
nbchannibal
nomomitsnotporn
nowwheresmynut
oh-dr-lecter
S-W
squid-mix
somesickcat
stupidcrown
ter0rr
theadmiringhawk
thebakerstreetboyz
thefannibals
thefullmotivationispeople
the-return-of-the-fandoms
twinkdancy
warpedchyld
warrioromen
whatkindofcrazy
winstons-dad
X-Z
x-animus
Letters
5pixels


ayyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee <3

yooooooo ilu back

somesickcat:

twerkinghannibal:

i reached my goal and i wanted to thank all of you with a follow forever ive spent like three years on this dumb site and have made so many friends in the hannibal fandom and ive gained so much and i just really love u all okay this follow forever is for my friends, blogs i really like, and also for people i have been following for like ever but i follow almost 500 peeps and theres only 58 on here so if i forget u im rlly rlly sorry and ily

mutuals are bolded

B-D

bansheegrahamtao

beastheads

brownberrypie

candy4thewin

church-roofs

color-division

costanza-is-a-cannibal

creamywillgraham

dadtum

dancybutt

dangerslut

divinesugar

drhanniballecter

drinkbloodlikewine

G-H

geothebio

glittercrow3

graham-rising

grawly

groovy-tiger

hannimania

harpsichordian

homoette

hotdadwillgraham

huuuuughdancy

I-L

imaginehanniballecter

intodenile

irishcommando

kipsiih

lucleon

M-O

mads-next-meal

mads-turbation

matthewbrownn

mean-cannibals

mikkelcock

mikkelsenning

mixed-bless-ing

mongoosewillygraham

moth-god

nbchannibal

nomomitsnotporn

nowwheresmynut

oh-dr-lecter

S-W

squid-mix

somesickcat

stupidcrown

ter0rr

theadmiringhawk

thebakerstreetboyz

thefannibals

thefullmotivationispeople

the-return-of-the-fandoms

twinkdancy

warpedchyld

warrioromen

whatkindofcrazy

winstons-dad

X-Z

x-animus

Letters

5pixels

ayyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee <3

yooooooo ilu back

(via huuuuughdancy)

somesickcat:

aaron abrams topless because you all needed to see it

EXCUSE YOU AARON WHAT ARE YOU DOING

(Source: pricezellers, via huuuuughdancy)

mikkelcock:

mean-cannibals:

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

Chances are that those new characters that feature at the beginning of season 3 and therefore will be required in september and october have already been cast. 

good now i know when i can show up and nail the audition for ‘hilarious nerd trash corpse #5’

nobody would buy that you’re hilarious

ur a liar and a fiend bre

mikkelbabe:

mads + emojis 

bonus:

(via idontfindyouthatinteresting)

heisensburgers:

Hugh Dancy

(Source: kindskies, via dancyfever)

loshka:

ok look i just want margot to have a bad ass harem in season 3

margot surrounded by lots of beautiful loving women who all take turns slapping mason across what’s left of his face every day for the rest of time

turian-chocolate:

Hannibal Lecter + scars (remake)

bonus: Mads Mikkelsen’s nose scar

bonus bonus:

image

(via pie--maker)

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

Chances are that those new characters that feature at the beginning of season 3 and therefore will be required in september and october have already been cast. 

good now i know when i can show up and nail the audition for ‘hilarious nerd trash corpse #5’

I remember a dream about drowning. And then being awake. And not awake. Being myself, and not myself. 

(Source: somesickcat, via sun-to-sirius)